wassup muthus out there

sucks la..all the computers and laptops in the hse is screwed, and now my kid sister is blaming me for her gonna die any soon laptop, damn..i need to invest in one of this machines.. apple maybe.. oh shit its on-ing and off-ing byitself again... even as im typing...( die...i try to type fast before it really goes into coma..) well er...hmm...lets see...today, nth much..statistic is like math and i think the hard part is coming soon ohh and went for medical checkup yesterday..yes the army one..and yes i had to take off my pants infront of the nerdified doctor.. took damn long, had like i think 10 stations?? first was the urine test followed by the blood test and the eye test, dental shit and xray of my chest then there's the hearing test and test my balls test and the are you gay test and theeer...hmmm... and im fit to go army..!! so fit tt i got into pes A.. msged some of my frens and showed off la..haha..see im a fit fat boy.. anyway been actioning to my lil sis by saying.." aiya they put me into pes A after i took off my shirt, they saw ultimate warrior cum hulk hogan.." wahaha... i love pissing off my sister.. especially when she's scolding me for "destroying her laptop".. i'll do a dance/ break dance/ put on an assholic face/ and do the funky chiken while she's screaming and cursing me...haha..recommended!

so where was i..pes A...okay so.. i'm kinda happy lar cause im fishing FIT!!..but at the same time know tt they'll sure tekan (put pressure) me during camp or..bmt? yeah..i have to learn their lingo along the way..so bare with me.. they speak lots of F's and hokkien not polite words.. i must learn and adapt.. so i wont start crying and pee in my pants when they scold me..

so how..im not sure where they'll post me to lar, i dun wan police and civil defence lei.. its a personal thing,ooookk... i dun wanna be mat lar.. i wanna be mAN, MAN i tell you...repeat after me, not mat but MAN...
oh and they give this booklet which i think its called the recruits handbook? i forgot..it kinda makes you feel safe and know it'll be like a holiday resort as soon you go there... hahah.. baskets rite.. bla bla bla.."we have good food" bla bla bla "we accomodate your every needs" bla bla bla.."you can join safra and let ur family stay in saf chalets" hahaa.. i think the book is more like how to get ready before you die!! diEEE...!!! so navy, airforce or normal green guys? i'd choose the navy.. i love water.. think baywatch... all of a sudden you see me coming out with a machine gun and flinging whatever hair is left on my head and act sexy..then ripping off my naval diving suit and showing off my bukittimahs (biceps).. haha..kidding kidding... well navy is cool, like me..im cool.. >.<

and crap la..i think the bowling competition which i'm the "manager/ceo" is screwed..... im delaying alot of things..and im not serious... crappy duu daa... its on 23 this months and nows the...7? and...if you take the big number and minus the smaller number.. cb..i got 16 more days
and..i havent done the tshirts...okok i start tmrw... die..ronnie gonna say trump's fav words to me.. then i hafta pack my bags and..nvm

ohh and back to the checkup thing... i made new friends.. 1 mat and four ah bengs..haha..damn funny, we had to take off our shirt and and do these heart monito thing where there's this octopus looking maching stuck to ur chest..its more like a sucking thing? and...the beng next to me said.." shit la i wanna go home" he got tatoos on his body some more...Wth... he's alrite..and the other bengs too.. he got into pes A too.. suddenly we'll get posted to the same..er..platoon? camp? i dunno.. so yeap, sad to say but..... i think i look forward to army life.. i thought i was the scared one but when i saw everyone at CMPB...hahaha...aiya this ppl are equally scared too..one guy even forgot to zip after doing his urine test.. and yeah knowing i can make frens very fast..think i shld be able to adapt in this alien environment..can lah can lah..! Rambo RAN is coming baby...!!

plus i went to gym just now..hahaha.. i think its some kind of weird ritual habit i do after every good day? i dunno..

okay the lappie is o..kay now i guess... wanted to call an exorcist..but nvm..its okay..tmrw sure cocked up again and my sister will start her yelling and i'll start disco-ing..

aight.. rambo ran needs to go to the forest and kill millions of bad ppl with my nv ending bullets without getting a shot at..